The Expendable movies are nothing more than the old action stars of the 80s just celebrating their awesomeness. The emotion oozes off-screen as we witness the tragedy of Conan’s back story and why he vows vengeance against the evil wizard who had done him wrong.Ī classic, that is true to its name and holds up quite well even by today’s standards. One of the best dramatic films that Arnold has ever done. The plot is about both Arnold and Sylvester breaking out of a super security prison and then some extremely gratifying sequences occur.Ī fun cop action/buddy comedy about a tough Russian policeman who has to partner up with a cocky Chicago policeman and stop a drug lord who fled from the country.Īs you would expect, it has really well-done action sequences, memorable one-liners, and hilarious comedic scenes. However, the entertainment to be found here is very nostalgic and fun.

But sadly, the novelty of witnessing these actors on the screen just isn’t the same. If this film had come out in the 80s or 90s, everyone would have lost their minds.

The long-overdue team-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. The famous “SHUT UP!” scene has got to be the most hilariously iconic scene in movie history. A tough cop, played by Arnold, has to infiltrate a school as a kindergarten teacher in search of a drug dealer. This is one of those movies where the concept of the movie alone makes me laugh out loud. The story is about a girl who is infected by a zombie virus, during the zombie apocalypse, and her loving father stays by her side as they try to survive. Though the star of this film is definitely Maggie, played by Abigail Breslin, this is pretty much the best performance Arnold has given since his return to the film industry. The story is set in a western environment and at times feels like sort of a satire of many of the westerns of the past.

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